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Japan Demotivational Poster

JAPAN - gets shit done.

TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by okami

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent

MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja

TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm

ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality

TAGS: reality anime girls hen*** japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just f***ing scary.

SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?

TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.

SHOP SMART - shop Family Mart !

TAGS: civilized response japan
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 2:19 am
...I've always had a healthy respect for globes, is that the same thing?
Sean - August 26, 2011, 2:02 am
You are a major idiot, lostlink000! FamilyMart has been in Japan since 1981. How do I know? The Google told me. Derrrrrrrr.
rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:57 pm

I care, I majored in Geo..now that is funny
Airman - August 25, 2011, 1:50 pm
who gives a ****. it's a joke... not a geography class.
lostlink007 - August 25, 2011, 1:29 pm
Family Mart? Japan? Family Mart is Korean, not Japanese!


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm

J-ROCKERS - Masters of Genderbending You just never know.

TAGS: funny jrock japanese
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Hannah

JrockFTW - September 24, 2009, 10:33 pm
yeah this is a guy, it's Miyabi from Due' Le Quartz but he went solo and is now one of the biggest jrockers in japan under the name Miyavi
Claire - September 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
I vote male.
GAUZE - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
Yes, it is indeed male.
WhiteRaven - January 24, 2009, 3:48 am
Tis indeed a male. Probably from a japanese lol*** band....they rule.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:12 pm
Judging by the facial structure and lack of any decernible bre***s, I'm gunna have to go with male.
Person - December 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Okay, well... The real question is, what gender is it? Seriously... Looks rather feminine though. (As a male that would be insulting.) Out of ignorance, I'll hope it is a female. If not... Shock... utter shock. Seriously comatose on a bed for a few

THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.

TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm
Excellent! 5L

SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?

TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....

IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.

TAGS: doris japanese robot prom funny humor humour
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

K - December 5, 2008, 3:31 pm
Good god, how long had Japan been into robots?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:23 am
Hydralisk* silly work comps are over used
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:22 am
oh that Kenji! hes a sly one! passing his sister off as a girl nobody knows! he should have brought his Hydralis cousin from Korea

IN JAPAN - we all have our priorities

TAGS: japan priorities chick fight
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Chillax - February 11, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah, and obviously the guys are not getting laid.

JAPAN - Making it real since 1952

TAGS: japan gundam real
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by FyreByrde

FyreByrde - June 1, 2012, 10:39 am
Thanks much for the lions! Yeah, that was a life-size model of the original Gundam, built for some or other convention in Japan. Did I mention Japan is the awesomest place to find random pictures like this? :P
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:39 pm
Actually, it is THE Gundam, THE Original. How you got that fairy confused with THIS is beyond me. XD
ughomer - May 19, 2012, 12:45 pm
CloudchaserS - May 17, 2012, 10:14 pm
Congrats on your first Motifake! It's a character from the anime Gundam Wing
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 6:48 pm
Congrat5! I'll give it a 5 for being your first one.
FyreByrde - May 17, 2012, 5:40 pm
My first motifake! Never thought I'd get round to doing one, but this image popped up on my news stream, and I knew I had to. Not very fantastic or anything, just a life-size MECHA! in real life. :P

JAPAN - Oh You So Crazy!

TAGS: japan
Rating: 2.41/5

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IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.

TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan

GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan

TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!

COS PLAY - Lets keep it in Japan....

TAGS: cosplay japan
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by dready

Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:09 pm
Slot - May 29, 2009, 9:00 pm
High five, lol!
lol - May 20, 2009, 11:25 pm
Narutarded, you have nice t*** but thats pretty much it, hate to dissapoint you..
CREEPER J. - May 9, 2009, 3:21 pm
*fap fap fap*
Narutarded - February 8, 2009, 3:59 am
I'm h**, I have a life, and I occasionally cosplay. The chubbies may be more common in the cosplaying community, but that doesn't mean there aren't attractive women doing it too.
You both suck at life - February 8, 2009, 2:26 am
the one on the left is a paid model. As for we americans. Yeah the ones doing it are pretty hideous. Then again any girls over here that are h** dont cosplay....they have lives. Have a nice f***ing day pussies :]
Ha - December 28, 2008, 10:11 pm
why are you marking off your little comments like your some kind of intelligent a**hole, and you must like them fat, come to America there are tons over here. Chubby Chaser!
wrong - October 28, 2008, 6:32 am
a) Cosplay is one word. b) Let's c) German cosplay isn't actually half bad - it's some of the American cosplayers that scare me. d) In defense of the girl in white: at least she's not trying to pull off a Rikku cosplay. Know your body type, cosplayers. Kn

POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!

GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot

TAGS: god jesus japanese robot
Rating: 2.42/5
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:34 pm
lol the guy on the box looks like Jacko

LOLI+BIGEYES+INTERNET - oh look +combo breaker. the perfect

TAGS: japanese combo breaker
Rating: 3.11/5
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:25 pm
5! C-C-C-Combobreaker!
Luzhezhiita - October 31, 2009, 5:18 pm
HEY! She's my friend at Facebook, how did her ph**o ended up here?? She's called Cx Tan at Fb. Serious case of Stalking here -.-
surprisebuttsecks - August 6, 2009, 3:14 pm
That's just a rumor. And I heard that grammar nazis are exasperating.
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:54 am
LOLz people are hilarious!

WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?


WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?

TAGS: japanese girl sniper rifle
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Reason

Neener - October 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Will she take milk from the source?
William Knight - October 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
I can tell you exactly what it is. It is a japanese cat maid who likes big guns. This species also likes to leap around on the tops of buildings and blow stuff up. And theres also that 9 lives bussniss.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:18 pm
What world......f***, forgot all about that stuff
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Shhhhhhhhhh, some secrets are not meant for the world outside the internet
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:16 pm
Yeah, I wont mention that girl sitting on your lap either
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
d*** reality
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
Because you would get a real sentence, not a celebrity sentence
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
I'd say don't get into a dog fight, but Micheal Vick probably made some good money off of those, and why shouldn't I?
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:03 pm
Well, I will admit you were kind of a douche, offer some advice instead of just bashing the poster (unless the guy is a total douchebag or timmy or something like that). By the way, i think my dog avatar is ***ier than your dog avatar.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 10:56 pm
What douchebaggery? This is a humor site after all!
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 10:13 pm
Douchbaggery seems to be all the rage, lately.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yes we are
Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:11 pm
no need to be a douche. people arent funny all the time
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 pm
Yes I can. It's a Japanese girl with a rifle, but don't worry she probably wont see any lions.

FEMALE JAPANESE NAZIS - They aren't as stupid as they look.

TAGS: japanese nazi
Rating: 3.38/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
Awwwww c'mon. Give them some credit.

VISIT MONSTER ISLAND! - Now with a great scenic view of wandering Kaiju!


TAGS: visualkei visual kei japan fashion nerds
Rating: 2.17/5

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Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
*oops i mean right
Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
the girl on the left could chew through coaxal (sp?) cable with them teeth!


TAGS: radiation exposure japan them
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Nagard - March 16, 2011, 10:43 am
You could say that... Apparently they also got problems in 3 different nuclear power plants and also in the most famous one there are 3 reactors going straight for the meltdown...
Nacht - March 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
Hopefully the old adage of bad luck coming in 3 is accurate this time. The last thing they need is more.

GODZILLA'S BIGGEST FANGIRL - Jesus! I didn't think Asian girls got THAT big!

TAGS: godzilla kaiju japan japanese rubber monster monsters giant giants
Rating: 2.71/5

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LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm
If you have ANY doubts you should go to naughtyfake.com and look at some of Cubbybear's posters!


THE JAPANESE - Were at the same pitch meeting, but the snuggie concept came across differently...

HOW .... -

TAGS: japan red cross drama march2011
Rating: 4.57/5

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mariand - January 11, 2012, 7:36 am
This is exceptionally nice.


TAGS: sorry japan crankyhead
Rating: 4.25/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:29 am
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:36 pm
LOL! Now we know who washes all the delicates in space's house!
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:35 pm
Bold. (with color safe bleach) 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm
yep, you do.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
Crap.... moooo said it already. I suck.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
WEll played, cranky!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 12:55 am
Well played. 5.


RONARD MCDONARD - Wan you to try the swee an sowa poke mugnugget.

WHO KNOWS - what tomorrow may bring

TAGS: nagasaki japan 1945
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - March 28, 2012, 8:41 am
That's For Sure,Good One !

KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"

TAGS: robot japan mecha
Rating: 3.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2012, 10:49 pm
Try going up against an old Sherman tank with that!

PIZZA PAGODA - Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes, or we kill ourselves in shame and dishonor!!

WELCOME TO JAPAN. - Population: umm...

TAGS: japan earthquake
Rating: 2.3/5

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scarr3d - March 17, 2011, 1:10 pm
If it's too soon to make jokes about Japan's recent "natural disasters" (i swear i saw Godzilla)then we should stop takign a moment of silence for 9/11 bc yes it was terrible, but it is better to let ppl honor it in their own ways(and it's been 10 years)
Cloudchaser - March 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Good thing you don't work for Aflac. They fired Gilbert Gottfried over the few Japan disaster jokes he made
pzykosiz - March 15, 2011, 11:04 pm
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 15, 2011, 10:24 pm
too soon?

Fresh Sushi -

HIROSHIMA - Ha, you missed.

TAGS: hiroshima japan atomic bomb
Rating: 1.73/5

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LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:35 pm
Monty Python is always a good source!
Nonsense - April 6, 2009, 5:26 pm
Good response.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 11:01 am
They said you couldn't build a castle in a swamp, but I did - and it sank. So I built another one on top of it - and it sank. So I built another one on top of that and it burned down, fell over and sank! But now, THIS one stands!
Nonsense - April 6, 2009, 10:46 am
Yes we did. Still standing, isn't it?
anon - April 6, 2009, 1:09 am
No, We didn't

GODZILLA - Scale model destroyer since 1954

JAPAN - Land of the rising waves.

TAGS: too soon for japan joke
Rating: 3.05/5

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ShortyInc - March 16, 2011, 6:54 am
The Tori is what makes this one in my opinion...

WAI YU NO COMENT!?! - Coment nao o babi die!

TAGS: japanese threat
Rating: 1.92/5

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Zed - February 12, 2010, 1:17 am
Potato... the eyes see everything.
ICEMAN - February 12, 2010, 12:18 am
Bake at 350° for 45 min. or until h** & bubbly.
Anonymous2 - February 11, 2010, 10:48 pm
Even though that's a dark robe, use Oxi-Clean and Arm & Hammer to get the blood out. Also, launder them in a laundromat. If someone asks why, say yours at home is on the fritz and have it serviced. Live the alibi, die the alibi.


COME ON - Don't Let Me Die In Ignorance! Wanna Read The End Of The Story! (hoping for a sequel)


Meanwhile -

TAGS: japan fail
Rating: 3.62/5

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CELEBRITIES - When you said you'd make out with the first one you saw when you opened your eyes he was not the one you hoped for.

TAGS: godzilla gojira kaiju japan japanese celebrities
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 1:28 pm
much better caption! 5L

GUITAR WOLF - Pray he doesn't catch you Texting during his show

JAPAN - They always invent the weirdest things don't they.

TAGS: japan weird invention
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Earthquake21

faulty switch - August 5, 2009, 2:35 pm
Fatty - April 10, 2009, 2:10 pm
The question is: Are you looking into your ear or are you listening to your eye??
aerofiend - April 10, 2009, 1:43 pm
When you think about it, this it the world's greatest invention.

JAPAN - They already live in the future! Just ask Umbilical TV Girl, Action Kenji and SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan

TAGS: japan humor fodder
Rating: 2.68/5

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Fatty - August 19, 2008, 12:53 pm
SuperHappy FunFun Yellowman, love it!
qt - August 11, 2008, 9:02 pm
biggest WTF evah


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.

HITCHHIKING - Obviously, She's Southern Japanese.

TAGS: japanese girls doubt
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 1:59 pm
Two For The Road Hey It's Pay Day .

DID YOU KNOW - Okinawa Island is also where approximately 450 young men live in fear for their lives everyday.

TAGS: japan age oldest women men
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - June 19, 2012, 12:54 am
Well that deserves a huge thank you! Your hoo-hoo tells me that I finally made a truly demotivational poster!!
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:19 pm
5L for being so disturbing and demotivating that my hoo-hoo is now in hiding.

USA USA USA !!!!!! -

TAGS: ganguru american style vs japanese style
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

violetfox - July 1, 2011, 9:11 pm
The American is not Ganguro. Now New Jersey, that's full of Ganguro.
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:50 am
i'd *** that... the american one
Densaku - October 5, 2010, 6:10 am
Ganguros are freaky, whatever the country they come from...


TAGS: japanese rockabilly hokey pokey
Rating: 3.83/5

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sickartist - November 28, 2009, 1:21 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:16 pm
Great one... thinking outside the box!

GODZILLA - Damn big in Japan...


TAGS: lols sewer japan
Rating: 2.14/5

Alternate Histories -

TAGS: japan alternate history what if
Rating: 2/5

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Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not to be a nazi buuuuuut sake pronounced sah-kay saki is incorrect
LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 11:13 am
Does this mean Saki in bags?
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 11:24 pm
Fear the coming of Japanada!!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 11:05 am
Land of the Rising Moose
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:59 am
but we wouldnt have to pay as much for shipping imports

SEPTEMBER 2, 1945 - Welcome aboard the Surrender Deck

TAGS: uss missouri japan
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
yes! At least i got ya to look.
Airman - September 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
no i didn't.. but you made me look.. lol it has been that kind of day
Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
You spelled September wrong this time Air. 5L anyways

FERRARI GRAVEYARD - The one thing more emasculating than drving a Prius.


TAGS: japan japanese english translation fail
Rating: 3.86/5

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Derek - May 29, 2011, 1:57 am
Fantastic find!


TAGS: of course chernobyl was x ed in favor of a japanese site
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Densaku - March 1, 2010, 11:49 am
I've heard Tchernobyl was disqualified for doping. Is it true?.....^^

JAPAN - Just in japan baby! :)

TAGS: japan nasty coco
Rating: 2.86/5

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reason - October 16, 2009, 11:30 pm
never had salt water croc but american alligator is pretty good
Reverend - June 14, 2009, 3:22 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmm. . . salt water croc. . . good with lemon pepper and fresh basil and olive oil. Blackened over charcoal.
Nonsense - April 4, 2009, 5:54 pm
Oh? We don't sell it like that, do we? With an... orange? Tangerine?
lolman - January 14, 2009, 5:35 pm
And Shame its a Crocodile, not an Alligator. Snout is too thin, teeth are Crocodile teeth. That being said we sell Alligator and Crocodile at the local supermarket, this is not just in japan. It tastes very much like chewy chicken.
barockeva - December 12, 2008, 9:54 am
Except that symbol is the sign for yen.
Y - December 3, 2008, 8:34 pm
It is in Chinese, mister!
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 4:52 pm
Keep in mind, Folks, that you can purchase fresh alligator meat in Florida, USA, near DisneyWorld.
Mr. JD - October 29, 2008, 3:02 am
Has anyone ever tried crocodile, because it's f***ing nice
Drenix - October 11, 2008, 11:52 pm
Japan - If it moves, it's sushi.
RAZ - August 21, 2008, 11:28 am

SAMURAI - They're heavy-armoured ninjas.

TAGS: katana samurai ninja japan
Rating: 2.59/5

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LordKraven - December 30, 2010, 9:03 am
Motifake is kinda like being married...no matter how long ago the fight was, some one will always bring itback up
5150monkeylove - December 30, 2010, 3:50 am
great way to pick up on a 1.5 yr old debate
SyltherinGal - December 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
No. Ninjas HATE Samurai. you should know that. It's a never-ending battle.
Logic Man - July 31, 2009, 1:24 pm
AND Rock BEATS scissors! Rock should beat paper too. Rock totally tears that sheet up.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:47 pm
calvin - May 11, 2009, 4:41 pm
no samurai's have dignity nija's don't big difference
Samurais - April 19, 2009, 2:18 pm
Samurais They are g** p***s- just look it up in the Bushido..
Blah - March 2, 2009, 1:21 pm
Doesn't anyone read books anymore? Ninja and Samurai were two totally Different cultures with different rules, each taking a life time to learn. There is no way you could be both, their ethics contradict. And they carried wakasashis before sword laws too
Khatmonsuk - February 18, 2009, 5:06 pm
If I say that...he's about to go into stealth?
jake - February 17, 2009, 10:05 am
nah, can't be a ninja...we can SEE him! (ninjas are imp***ious to ph**ography-except for SHO KOSUGI!!!!)
Elder God Douchebag - February 17, 2009, 9:36 am
You, sir, are wrong, and thus a retard. The reason they had the wakizashi shortsword is so they were always armed. Laws at the time dictated that a samurai must remove his katana when entering a building. There was no such law for a shortsword.
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Actually IRL most ninjas WERE samurai. They also had a wakizashi with a katana hilt and sheath. THis was so ppl couldn't tell how long it would take to draw their sword. What i'm saying is that Ninjas were Samurai with long handles and scabbards on their-
Drenix - January 12, 2009, 10:06 pm
Not really as they cant be to stealth.
Khatmonsuk - January 3, 2009, 8:55 am
Response to Arrogant Knight: No need to tell you. It's too obvious.
rogueinterceptor - January 2, 2009, 5:36 pm
No, they're not.
Arrogant Knight - January 2, 2009, 3:52 pm
Okay... And?

ART - The Japanese Do It Better

TAGS: art japanese japan wood block
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
Indeed. I think it's called "no pointillism".
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm
Each to their own. The mountains look like so much crumpled paper to me.
Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:39 am
Someone scribbled all over it.

Fukushima power plant -

considering -

TAGS: vehicles cars trucks suvs japan
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:24 pm
Tri-itto? The motofake thingy? Other comments? You know what I'm trying to say right? Teehee.
curlyrocks - September 6, 2013, 6:31 pm
Where are the Japanese persons friends supposed to sit? Or do all Asian people hate every other Asian person?

Japan -

TAGS: japan figure skating seriously
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:37 pm
...What? Did she not own an ASP baton?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 2:05 pm
Ph**oshop? This is how they roll in Japan!
Oldsod - February 12, 2014, 8:26 pm
Nicely chopped...er...Ph**oshopped...

Japanese highrises -

Higher Learning -



TAGS: japanese subculture challenge day
Rating: 4.94/5

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ICEMAN - October 5, 2010, 8:56 am
5 grateful lions

Reflection -

when i grow up -


SO BAMBI - was grazing at the foot of Mount Fuji.

TAGS: godzilla japan
Rating: 4.71/5

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Swampfox - September 24, 2012, 2:40 pm
They made a movie of the encounter... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRfJf-ZCqA
GaryO - September 24, 2012, 11:59 am
Oh I do love a far side take. Nice one Swampy. 5L


LOST IN TRANSLATION - Not this time.


TAGS: japan fishing radiation
Rating: 4.18/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:16 am
mmmmm Flounder

IT - This is how "IT" Start!!

TAGS: zombies japan tsunami apacolypse armeggedon
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:26 pm
Salps can get big enough to s****** you!
spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:40 am

BIG IN JAPAN - Cubbybear action figures.

CUBBY AND CULOS - Decide to go under cover in the land of the rising sun

TAGS: cubby culos asians japan weird
Rating: 3.79/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2010, 12:31 am
Yeahbut......... Which is which?

No Offense -

GREYBEARDS - If you can remember and name these two, you're a true Greybeard.

TAGS: scifi japan superhero
Rating: 3.31/5

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agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 5:10 pm
King Tut, Andy ***k.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 9:49 am
1Lion for lack of funny, missing the point, arrogant a**umptions, and general lameness. Keep trying... just try a lot harder.
SgtRock - March 25, 2010, 7:39 pm
Yes, Ultra man is one of them.. The one on the left was my favorite
GuinnessTroll - March 25, 2010, 6:47 pm
I remember Ultra Man from when I lived in Japan.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2010, 5:31 pm
So... if I can only remember one, what does that make me besides a nerd?
just me - March 25, 2010, 5:29 pm
Haven't seen Ultra-Man in years!


TAGS: japan weird
Rating: 3.21/5

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Claire - October 11, 2009, 7:48 pm
The REALLY weird part is a good half of those ph**os are of boys.
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:05 pm
no... its weird.
Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
Again, poor font choice. And that is not so weird by the way... Just some different hair and make-up... There are some REALLY weird things out there and this doesn't come close.

GODZILLA! - A Very Small Deal To Us Comparatively

TAGS: godzilla earthquake japan tsunami meltdown
Rating: 3.08/5

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LinkFox101113 - March 22, 2011, 5:22 pm
Too soon still. Although, their expressions are rediculus and outta place.

FUTILITY - Your IQ resembles your shoe size

JAPANESE FUSION CUISINE - The real reason McDonald's dominates the global market.

JAPANESE ELVIS - ... Cause only Japanese can do it and be cool at the same time

TAGS: japanese japan elvis cool haha wtf
Rating: 2.86/5

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NREEEOW - February 7, 2009, 10:24 am
If by be cool you mean be ludicrously lame, then yes. Yes they can.
Ag218 - December 8, 2008, 4:05 pm
I love when he sings "Ruv me Tender."

DR. SEUSS - I bet you didn't know how he became famous?

TAGS: dr seuss history japan wwii
Rating: 2.79/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 7:03 am
yep, it is factual!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 4:00 pm

for example, if this is factual it makes a good poster. Not funny in my opinion, but good anyway based on the historical content
Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:03 am
I daresay he'd've winced at some parts of his portfolio

VIETNAM - Baddest Axis Power in World War I

TAGS: korea vietnam ww world war axis stupid japan joke bait
Rating: 2.75/5

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Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:23 am
Technically, the portion of the map inside the red box is Russia.
King Graing - April 30, 2009, 6:27 am
epic fail. espcially to the people above me. this isnt florida. its Korea. sersly, r u guys retarded enough not to know your own country?
Cerebus42 - March 6, 2009, 12:22 am
Quit picking on Florida.
Toussaint - March 3, 2009, 7:33 pm
Vietnam during WWI was ruled by the Nguyá»…n Dynasty under French control. It wasn't a factor in WWI.
... - March 3, 2009, 4:32 pm

COULD THIS JUST BE - Japan's national dish ??

TAGS: cubby japan food
Rating: 2.75/5

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Cubbybear - February 2, 2010, 12:32 am
No...***bies are!


THE JAPANESE - They can't believe they didn't think of this sooner


ANGRY JAPANESE - cute and weird at the same time

GREYBEARDS - Your Fan club is here for their monthly Membership Fees

TAGS: japanese school girls greybeards
Rating: 2.4/5

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BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 8:42 pm
This is more like a Woody wet dream...eh Woody!